ROCKS.EXE

// the loop

Mint. Convert. Survive.

You don't trade rocks. You take exposure on them — and the market decides whether you walk away. Six steps, no mercy.

01

MINT

Mint Bedrock and Ember. Passive, ambient, slow. The grind that funds everything.

02

CONVERT

Turn raw resources into Krypto through the converter. Choose your slippage.

03

ENTER EXPOSURE

Commit Krypto to a meme rock for a timed lock. 10–50 seconds of no take-backs.

04

SURVIVE

The position resolves. Sometimes green. Sometimes the screen prints RUG EVENT.

05

EARN CASES

MEGA-tier resolutions drop Steam cases. Open with a key. Printed odds, no pity.

06

COLLECT

Items land in your real Steam Inventory — tradable and marketable on the Community Market.

// the economy

The odds are printed on the tin.

No paid odds. No pity timers. No premium currency. The drop table is identical for everyone, it's inside the game, and no amount of money changes it.

Case rarity	Drop chance / roll
COMMON	10%
RARE	5%
PREMIUM	2%
MEGA	rolls twice

Free to play. The whole thing. Forever.
A free marketable item drops every 3 hours of playtime — incl. 3 legendaries at 0.05%.
Cases come from gameplay. A key opens one. Bundles cost the exact sum of their contents.
Items are Steam Inventory items — tradable and marketable on the Steam Community Market.
ROCKS.EXE makes no promise about money. The only thing guaranteed in writing is the odds.

screenshot the odds. hold us to them.

// the roster

125 rocks. 14 families.

Every rock is a personality and a liability. The Wojak Index. The Banana Syndicate. The Pepe cartel. And ELRISITAS — yes, that Risitas — whose chart laughs first, and eventually you hear it too.